- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Where's my baby??

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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