- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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