- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

read this sentence again.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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