- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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