- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

I'm Polish.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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