Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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