How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

No soap radio

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

The Princess is in another castle

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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