how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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