what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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