- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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