My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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