Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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