Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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