- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

This sentence is a lie.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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