What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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people magazine

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Anyone can post anything.

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I love alchohol!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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School

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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