- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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