A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How would you rule?

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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