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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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