- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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