Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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your face is kinda funny

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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