why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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