Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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