whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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