- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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