Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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