- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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