What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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I read the terms of service.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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