- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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