- Anti Joke

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Manchester City

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points