An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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