- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Knock Knock No solicitors

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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