What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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