Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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