- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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