How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

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