What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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