- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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