You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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George W. Bush

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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nice tits.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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