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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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