whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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