why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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