Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Cripples are lame.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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