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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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