- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

guess what? bannanas

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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