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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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