What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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