- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Anti-jokes are funny.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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