Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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