What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

i'm hard

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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