This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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