What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Cheese

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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