- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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