my penis

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Cripples are lame.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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