- Anti Joke

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

13 =B you just learned something

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head