- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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