Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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