- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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