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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Allah walked into AK Bar

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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