- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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