Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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