What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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