- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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