It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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