Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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