- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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