- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Knock, Knock Come in

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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