How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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How old are you? 7

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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