- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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