- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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