- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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