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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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