whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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