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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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