Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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