- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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