- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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