Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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