- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

bite me

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

whats worse than failing your maths test?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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