How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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