Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A bar walks into a man

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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