What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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