Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do I hate? people

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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