- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

i saw amango it splootered

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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