what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Cripples are lame.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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