Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Ross.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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