- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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