- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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