- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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