- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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