A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Justin Bieber

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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No your aunties a joke

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Gustavo Andrade

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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