Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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learn. advance!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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