Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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sadf

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Badabing.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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You are joking right?

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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