- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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