why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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