q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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