- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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