- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

I'm rick james bitch

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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