Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Anti Joke

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