- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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