- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

It's all Taggart

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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