- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Black people having a Job.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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