Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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womans having rights.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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