Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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