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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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