- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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