- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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