- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A hill billy went fishing

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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