- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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