- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A lot eh?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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