- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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