What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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