One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

antonis sister is mighty fine

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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