Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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