- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Apple hates Blackberry.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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