- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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