What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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