What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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