- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

i found waldo.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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