- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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