- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Chris is hairy

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why did the blue berry cross the road

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