How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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