- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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