Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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